Go on, take a chance…
Dudes.
The Parrotheads are running an Ocean City Idol competition at the Blue Ox. Like, tomorrow. And they STILL NEED CONTESTANTS.
What is wrong with you people? You could win money for getting drunk and singing at a bar. And the cover is a whopping $10. It’s for charity and everything! How on earth are they still looking for contestants? Heck, don’t make me do it — I can’t find a note with both hands and a flashlight. But if you all don’t get out there and sing, I will. Trust me, you don’t want that.
Show’s from 7 to 10, by the way. Come on, be a good sport. You can’t be worse than the people they’ve got on the *real* American Idol.